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  • Some days, you just can’t catch a break

    We have some close family friends, DINK’s (Double Income No Kids) who are fun, decent folks. The husband can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to his latest car – a Black Mercedes 740 IL. Now, he’s had this car for a couple of years, so he’s well versed in the efforts and myriad trips to the dealership for repairs.

    This week, he took his car in for it’s 30th repair. Not it’s 30,000 mile repair but it’s 30TH repair since he’s owned it. Fine. he’s driving a loaner car for a few days and then gets the call to come an pick up his vehicle today from the shop. Fine.

    He drives his car from his office about 30 miles to the dealership, turns in the loaner, gets in his vehicle and drives back to work. Fine…until he gets out of the car and starts walking towards the building. He sees that he has no rear license plate on his car. WTF? He goes into his office, phones the dealership and is told, “Uh, yeah. So our lot was robbed this weekend. Some folks had their wheels stolen and other items – looks like they decided to take your license plate. Sorry”.

    So, our friend then calls the police to report his plate has been stolen and that he was going to drive back to the dealership where they would give him new plates. The police kindly told him to do NO SUCH THING until he took the other license plate OFF of his car. This was not a joke; he would not collect $200 for passing go. If he drove off the parking lot onto the main thoroughfare, not only would he get pulled over by the first police car that saw him, but they would approach his car with their pistols drawn and aimed at him. Not fine!

    Needless to say, he heeded their warning, took off both plates, drove back the 30 miles to the dealership and got new plates.

  • When “Danger” really is your middle name.

    Today, speaking to my brother on the phone, I was again reminded of how appropriate my 2 1/2 year old nephew’s (his son) middle name really is. My nephew’s name is Dexter Danger.

    This is what he looks like. Kinda cute, right? Well don’t let that little cherub face fool you.

    My brother got laid off yesterday. Today, he awoke at his programmed 4:15am, but laid in bed trying to go back to sleep until he though he heard something and got up. Upon entering the living room he noticed a few things were not how they should be:

    1. The TV was on
    2. All the lights in the house were on.
    3. All the faucets in the house were on.
    4. The puppy (12 week old Great Dane/Malamute/Pitt/Lab mix) was out of his crate.
    5. There were knives from the knife block all over the kitchen floor.
    6. Things normally on the kitchen counters & in the sink were moved, on the floor and in “wrong” places.
    7. The dead bolt & the chain lock were both unlocked and the front door was open.
    8. My nephew and the puppy were GONE!

    My brother bolted out of the apartment screaming my nephew’s name “Dexter!” at the top of his lungs, in his boxer shorts, towards Pacific Avenue in Tacoma, in the rain barefoot, hoping to NOT find his son run over in the street.

    He ran back into the apartment, screamed at his wife to get up, call 911, help look for Dexter and was off again, searching the complex. Dexter AND the puppy were found up on the 2nd floor of the apartment complex, across the compound. My brother rushed towards them as my nephew looked at him, smiled and sweetly said “Hi daddy!”.

    Apparently, my nephew had to have woken up around 2:30 am, opened his bedroom door, grabbed his step stool from the bathroom and went to town. Needless to say, there are new doorknob spinners in place, new locks, new 90dB alarms on all doors and some really pissed off, freaked out, tired parents in that house today.

    His middle name really is “Danger” and today he proved that was an appropriate name….in spades!

  • Long time…yeah, I know.

    Been working a ton and using Twitter to my advantage. Found this cool little tool and thought I’d embed it here for now, for all you Flickr users or other photo type account people!

  • Pissed off? Oh that’s not the half of it…

    Yeah we’re pissed off. My mom, myself & my hubby. Who at & why you ask? Well not at each other, but at the current situation with my mom’s condo sale.

    Here’s a good lesson for folks who are trying to sell or buy real estate right now.

    Mom put her condo up for sale in February. After two weeks, a young couple with two small kids came and made an offer that mom accepted. Now, mom being mom, wanted to sell quickly and move to Arizona so she can start a new adventure and retire, so she accepted a lower price offer (not lower than she wanted really though) and agreed to move out early.

    The couple wanted to move in March 1st, which left us with 10 days to pack up mom, transfer her business to me and get her into her RV and live in the neighbor’s drive way until she was scheduled to leave on March 16th, because they were originally supposed to close on that date.

    During this process, we discovered that 8 years ago, the condo association approved but didn’t complete, the VA paperwork so that folks who wanted to use a VA loan could. So this couple was going to do that for us (since the wife is a lawyer), but it would have extended the closing out 6-8 weeks – they then decided to expedite the sale, go ahead and get a traditional 10% loan.

    This meant that the closing date would be pushed to April 2nd, so my mother gave me specific power of attorney for this deal so that she did not have to be in town to complete this deal, since she had already purchased airline tickets for her brothers to fly back home from Arizona after driving with her and all her possessions this week. Fine.

    They invite us to dinner last Friday evening so we all can get to know one another…we all have a great time, kind of bond and think that we can all get along and have some fun times ahead.

    Yesterday, the wife has to go to Pasco to help out some family members (which she was going to do on Sunday, but the mountain passes were close due to snowfall) and the hubby asks that we call them immediately.

    I go down to speak with the hubby and he sheepishly tells me that they made an offer on another unit in the complex that has a killer view , (but has been closed up for 2.5 years because the owner died and the relatives lived out of state), and didn’t think they would get it but they did. So now, they want to back out on my mother’s sale, pay her rent for 2 months until they can get into the other unit and help her sell her unit because they can’t afford both….but they really love the view in the other unit. They also know they will have to out $60-$70k into the other unit to refurbish it because it’s all original, probably has mold in it and will have to rip it down to the studs.

    He said that he’s had the same situation happen to him and knows how we must be feeling right now, but it’s the view that they’ve always wanted….

    I responded by asking him if he knew the following:

    1. That unit was closed up for 2.5 years.
    2. Did he know about the flooding in the parking lot that might make it hard to get out of their unit without hip waders at least 1-2 times a year?
    Dec 2008

    Dec 2007

    3. That building is on pilings and fill?
    4. The stairs going up to the unit are not to code?
    5. The city wants to demo that building?
    6. The BoD will not allow them to put laundry in their unit because of the shitty plumbing?
    7. They will have to go up 3 flights of stairs with 2 little kids, groceries, laundry?
    8. They will have no private deck & have to share it with a neighbor who has an albeit friendly 80lb dog, it jumps and is mouthy and will knock over his kids in a heartbeat because he has no control over it?
    9. The roof has problems?

    My mom told them last night, while sitting in Barstow, that if they sale did not close on April 2nd, then she will have no choice but to take possession of it again on April 3rd. They said they would subsidize her living in an apartment, and she told them that she already had an apartment…they were living in it! They also told her they would be more than happy to help her sell it – but they have turned the second room into a kids room and that ‘s NOT how she had it or would it be her target market’s choice.

    They offered to do a little flyer for her….she’s a designer, that’s what she does…..she said no.

    Today, they did an inspection on the other unit… Mom’s unit appraised at the full value…. we’ll see if this other unit appraises well….I hope it fails and that these two figure out what a fucked up way to start a relationship this is.

    Mom is at fault for moving out before the deal was done (even though they have been paying her rent to live there currently (which is standard when a previous owner can’t move out, but he new owner will wait until they can…not vice versa).

    These two are at fault for being so selfish and putting down and offer on an emotional buy after they already committed to a purchase with her…..

    IT all sucks and I woke up at 5:30 am stressing about this after only falling asleep around 2 am….. and they want to still maintain a friendship with us…I told them it would be hard if this goes sideways…really hard!

    Right now the words, defraud and exploitation come to mind…. and she’s a lawyer for pity’s sake! I could report her actions to the State Bar Association and they would take a look at her because they regulate the actions of lawyers and this is not very ethical. We’ll have to wait and see.

  • Does it sound like I’ve been whining?

    That’s probably because I have been. It also looks like I’m not going to stop for a while – at least until I get my mom packed and on her way.

    That means all of the extra crap and work supplies will have been put away, and we could actually walk around in our condo without having to follow little specific paths.

    It’s become such a strain that even my hubby finally snapped after being woken up to me scolding my mother and her lack of enthusiasm in even getting up from the computer to clean it up when I yelled “Damn it! Your dog peed on the hall carpet again. You HAVE TO WATCH HER LIKE A HAWK!!!”

    Usually, we don’t have arguments over other people and their shit, but this situation has us both on edge and when she yells “I’m coming in”, entering the code to our front door without so much as a call first (she’s been sleeping in her RV in the neighbors driveway because our f#$%ing BOD won’t allow a special dispensation), it ended up being the cherry on the cake of it all for him especially.

    Stress, fatigue and frustration…not a good combo for prolonged periods of time. Thank goodness we only have about 1.2 weeks of this type of shit left, and then it’ll be onto our regularly scheduled programming.

    Nice that I could sooth away my frustrations with turkey meat, yogurt, hard boiled eggs (minus the yolks) and some popcorn. Yes, that WAS my dinner…. spouse had two Foster’s and went to bed!

    I gotta walk the dog now…

  • It’s like another unit threw up all over mine…

    …and it’s not stopping. Mom sold her condo just over a week ago, and we have been doing nothing but pakcing her up and playing the furniture swap game.

    Before that, she had been packing items up and tossing into my condo for storage…which is fine, but my place looks like a trash dump. I can’t wait until we have her “moved out” Saturday so I can figure out where the hell I;m going to put everything.

    I don’t mind some clutter in the house – shit, with my job, sometimes it looks like the paper & glue fairy attacked the place – especially when I’m doing mock ups and engineering packaging. This is starting to wear on even me! Oh well, I can suck it up for a few more days and then make it my own!!!!!

    Until then, I am going to keep on updating my pulse through my Ping.fm connection so all my folks will be up to date. It’s all I have time for right now, and it appeals to my current instant gratification, brian fart kind of thinking mode.

  • How can you get annoyed with the snoring….

    …if it belongs to a face like this? Especially when it’s giving you a look that means “Why do you insist on taking pictures of me?”

    "Why do you insist on taking pictures of me?"

    She only snores when she’s in the upright position with her head on her paws. Woofie dreams occur on the side…and she NEVER sleeps on her back!

  • Do you have a favorite Valentine’s Day tradition?

       

    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

    Yes….we don’t celebrate it! Easier on the checkbook. We celebrate both our anniversaries instead.

  • Mid Winter Sunset….

    …as seen around 5:45pm tonight on our beach. Ahhh…someday Spring will be here!

    Winter Sunset in Des Moines

    Winter Sunset in Des Moines

    Gotta love those sunsets.